Who Find's This As Interesting As I Do???

Is Angelina Jolie’s son taking on the look of her ex lesbian model girlfriend Jenny Shimizu???

The UK Gets Everything Fun! Screw That Shit!

Fuck His Pound! Those damn people get everything cool!
Justin Timberlake is to be premiering his new album at London’s Hammersmith Palais!!!

Ok first of where’s the love man! I have to hear this news with the Fourth of July right around the corner! Have some American Pride Man! And let’s face it Justin if you put a UK broad next to a true blue American Women – you can see why they really call it “The American Dream!”

To Further Prove My Point Please Note The Following OFFICAL SCIENTIFIC PROOF....


I am so upset by this Bullshit I hereby retract my application for your new official oat sower – take that sissy man! NO CUPCAKE FOR YOU!!!

Puck Their Found!

Kathy Puts On A Show For Her Show...

I am very, very sad to post the following report from Janet Charlton’s Hollywood:

Kathy Griffin is pulling the wool over our eyes in the nicest possible way.
Kathy, a self confessed reality show junkie, introduced some totally UNREAL
elements to her show "My Life on the D-List." Last September Kathy filed for
divorce from her "soulmate" of over four years Matthew Moline. The divorce was
never finalized and Kathy claimed they were working things out. But in
actuality, things DIDN'T work out, and Matthew moved into his own place last
year. For this season's tapings Matt always arrived early in the morning before
the cameras, and PRETENDED to be still living in Kathy's hillside mansion. The
marriage is OVER although Kathy and Matt are still good friends. When will she
admit her little subterfuge?

We love you Kathy! We had all hoped you could work things out with but we will be here for you not matter what – you don’t have to fake it anymore!

Got Milk????

Ok – SO I know that this bitch’s tits are more famous in the UK than she is but WTF!!





If anything, this picture only proves me wrong - there is someone who dresses worse than BRITNEY!

OC On Its Way Out???

Remember when Ryan first moved to town, Summer was a bit pudgy, Seth was a nerd with no friends and Marissa was just the innocent little rich girl??

Well thing in the OC have changed quite a bit over the last few seasons and it looks as though we might soon see the last of our favorite spoiled little rich kids.

E! reports that the network has cut back it’s order of next seasons episodes down to 16 giving the network the option to end the show in February and fill the slot with a midseason replacement.

I am not about to lie to you all. I have not actually tuned into the show in quite some time, but if it means saving my dear Adam Brody from cancellation I promise to Tivo accordingly.

And if all efforts fail you can always tune into THE HILLS or LAGUNA BEACH (although slightly less dramatic) for catty rich bitches and spoiled young hotties.

I miss Talon!!!

E!Online

Photo of the Week:



My Good Friend Katie (TRUE STORY!) sent me this pic of a treasure pulled out of a dumpster behind a San Francisco GAP on a late drunken evening!

Instead of making a lamp I say you use it to really freak out the shore department clerks at Macy’s!

Don't Fuck With Barbara

I love drama!



In the end do we really care why she left?? The bitch is gone…but unfortunately we have another one coming, and this one is an angry lesbian!

TORI TELLS ALL...

According to This week’s US Weekly Tori’s mother kept her from her ailing father’s bedside then she was shocked when she had to hear of his passing from a text message sent by a friend…

“On the night of June 23, Tori Spelling sat in Betty’s restaurant in Toronto, Canada, when she received the heartbreaking news via BlackBerry that her father, legendary producer, Aaron, had passed away:

“A friend of mine had seen a TV report and e-mailed me, ‘I’m so sorry. I just heard your father died.’ And I was just in total shock,” Tori tells Us. Her sorrow quickly turned to anger. “My first thought was, I can’t believe my mom didn’t call me!” Actually, it wasn’t a total surprise since Tori, 33, and her mom, Candy have been in a longstanding feud. Because of the estrangement, the self -proclaimed daddy’s girl had only seen her 83-year-old father – whose health had been failing for months – on one occasion since last September. And that tearful visit, at the urging of her brother, Randy, 27 (also an actor), was on June 11, just two weeks before Aaron Spelling died. Tori remembers their final conversation. “The last words he spoke to me were over the phone a couple of days before he passed,” she recalls to Us. “He said, ‘I love you, babe.’ ”

Jaime and Fantasia Swap Gum? A Nasty Surprise!

If you happened to not catch the BET Awards last night you might have missed the most disgusting display of PDA known to man. If you bare to watch the performance you get a special surprise at the end. Nasty!


(Fast forward to 1:46 if you can’t stand the song)

A Real Housewife!

I bet he knows how to get into those hard to reach dirty places!

One Word: Desperate!

I can understand desperate, but Britney Spears takes the cake with these shots for this months' Hapers Bazaar.

In all honestly sweetheart, if you are trying to get your image out of the trash - you might want to at least try to stay CLASSY (versus Ass-y).

It was nice knowing you Britney. There will always be a place in my heart for the young teeney bopper with the innocent face and catchy tunes.

As your ex Justin used to sing you can say "Bye Bye Bye" to your career.

Kidman Weds Urban: First Offical Photo

Much secrecy has surrounded the wedding of fellow Aussies Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. The couple, who was married Sunday have had a very private relationship since earlier this year.

USA today reports:

“Their wedding took place at the clifftop Gothic-style St. Patrick's College Church in her hometown in an intimate ceremony attended by close family and a smattering of A-list stars. The building was dramatically floodlit for the dusk-to-evening ceremony, held in a small chapel on the compound. The guests then moved to a marquee erected on the grounds for the reception."

Congratulations to the happy couple and to Kidman for coming out of her marriage to Tom Cruise and proving she is the better, and saner person!

First Kisses: Lost And Remebered

As a sat on my porch this morning enjoying a cup of coffee and my favorite classic oldies station in the background, a song came on that I have not heard in sometime, Louie Armstrong’s “As Time Goes By”. The chorus of that song always leaves me wondering, is a kiss JUST a kiss?

To analyze this thought (which trust me when I say this IS the only way to get anything out of my head) I tried to remember all of my first kisses. Being a fairly young woman I found it funny that I actually could only remember very few of them. I can recall my very first kiss in 5th grade during a game of spin the bottle – he was about 4ft tall and I was already well over 5’5. I remember Danny – my first real boyfriend. He kissed me in his pick up truck parked out front of my parent’s house (romantic I know). I remember the odd kiss here and there throughout college, like Jeff (my first in many aspects) who kissed me during a Pat Green Concert at a local bar. However what I found most interesting during my trip down memory lane was those kisses that I could not for the life of me recall.

I sat for at least fifteen minutes trying to remember my first kiss with my most recent ex. I know we went for sushi on our first date, but he wasn’t quite sure if he should kiss me so we just did the awkward hug and I gave him peck on the cheek. After that however – it all seems blurry. I don’t know when or where our first kiss was or much after that really from our entire one-year relationship. This puzzled me. Have I blocked it out on purpose or in the end do we naturally forget the moments that subconsciously do not matter in the course of our lives.

If this is true then why is it that we there are some memories that no matter how hard we try we can’t get out of our head?? For example I recently had a kiss that had to be by far the best I have ever had. The kind of kiss you think only happens in the movies. The sort of kiss you stumble away from because you can’t feel your legs, all you can feel is your heart racing. This kiss although absolutely magical is one I wish for emotional reasons I could, like the others, naturally forget.

Clearly a kiss, with the right person, is never just a kiss. It can be more powerful than any sexual act, or as meaningless as a peck from your grandmother. I have to believe that fate takes care of the rest. If you had the ability to cast these particular memories aside, you would take nothing from the lessons fate has to teach you. Even now, though I might not know the exact lesson I am to learn from my amazing kiss I do know that with time it will come, and the lesson will be worth the pain

George Bush Gets A MYSPACE Account

With the help of K-Fed, George Bush gets a Myspace account...

I call BULLSHIT! You Dirty Dirty Whore!

If you read my blog you might remember a when I posted the Hilary Duff article from this month’s Elle in which she proclaimed:

"It's harder having a boyfriend who's older because people just assume…But (virginity) is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn't mean I haven't thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in."

From the looks of the contents of Hilary’s tacky plastic see thru purse, it seems that the lying bitch has been doing the horizontal polka since 2000 when she was dating the even tackier Aaron Carter.

Honey it’s not like lying about your age or your anorexia – its sex no one really cares how skany you are (which apparently is really skany considering you were 13 AT THE TIME!!!!

“So You’re Saying There’s A Chance??”

Justin Timberlake reportedly dumps Cameron Diaz to sow his wild oats on his upcoming tour!

This news has me tingling with glee (sorry Cameron), so I decided that since he is looking – I should apply for the position.

APPLICATION – OFFICAL OAT SOWER FOR JUSTIN TMBERLAKE
Name: Cupcakes

Age: 22

Occupation: Well most recently - Shitty Gossip Blog Writer/Go Go Dancer/ Spokes model/ Door Person at shitty clubs/Bicycle Advertisement Driver/ Dog Walker

Dear Justin:
Please consider this my formal application for the available oat sower position. I feel that my five years of experience as well as my extensive knowledge make me an excellent candidate.

I am no stranger to long hours and hard work. I work well under pressure and am very skilled at managing my time so I may see to every detail. I have the ability to juggle multiple tasks at once and believe that if something is worth doing it should be done right. I am a team player and believe that my light personality and genuine are my best two qualities.

Thank you for your time in reading my application, please contact me in you feel that I am right for the position.

Cupcakes :)

(Actual excerpts from old resume cover letter – he he)

Rollingbones Ancient Ass!

Lead singer for the Rolling Stones (Rolling Bones as my BFF says) Mick Jagger has a real piece of his history up for auction.



According to Page Six vintage outtakes from the 1972 film “Cocksucker Blues” are being auctioned off on the site itsonlyrocknroll.com. One of the clips it seems is of a MUCH younger Jagger mooning the camera (not really into boney ass myself but to each his own) at the current starting price of $10,000.00!

As of today there have been no bidders (BIG SHOCKER).

Page Six

Summer Solstice – Hippies take “Stoned-Henge”

Yesterday was the Summer Solstice - aka – first official day of summer!

As you know (or have forgotten from your 2nd grade class) it was also the longest day of the year – it’s all down hill from here on out.

To celebrate – or just sit around outside and smoke their hookah’s hundreds of people gathered at Stonehenge.

I dont know about you but that looks like one hell of a party...see you guys next year!

The Man of Steel Premiere’s World Wide!

The long awaited “Superman Returns” hit theatres last night as all of Hollywood (or at least the ones studio invited-see #3) flocked to the star studded event.

A Few Questions…

1. If It’s Superman Returns, then were did he go? Was he at the Mall getting a new stretchy suit? Perhaps Checking out Forever 21’s new Men’s line???

2. What exactly what happened to Dean Cain? Did he gain all the weight Teri Hatcher lost? (See pic below) Maybe he should try her routine of Strip Aerobics and enemas.

3. Finally, why are there no ACTUAL movie stars there? Come on – any party where Cuba Gooding and Chris Katan are invited and the director brings his own father doesn’t seem too hip to me. I actually don’t feel bad that I was sitting at home doing my nails.

So when I saw that the shorty James Marsden was in attendance - proud inventor of the WORST pick up line I have been ever been unlucky enough to recieve- If YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW THE STORY, I really knew the party was a bust...

Holy 80’s Acid Flashback! The Corey’s Reunite!

Varity reports that our two favorite druggin’ & drinkin’ teen stars from the 1980’s will be reuniting for new comedy series that will focus on “fictional” versions of themselves ( a la “Curb Your Enthusiasm”). That's right ladies - THE COREY'S ARE BACK!!!

Boys if “air quote” fictional versions of yourselves means that you will be two out of work once upon a time child actors who are more desperate for a comeback than Scott Baio at this point (actually forget that, there might be no one more desperate). Then “air quote” fictional might be the wrong word.

The Corey’s" picks up with Feldman living the comfortable suburban life with his wife Suzie and son, until circumstances bring his old pal Haim back into the picture. Episodes would follow Haim -- single and the total opposite of Feldman -- as he shakes life up for the Feldmans.

I for one CANNOT WAIT! I always love to view desperation. Especially when it's not me.

US MEN vs UK MEN: Keira Knightley Weighs In

My friend sent me this article as a joke of sorts because I have had this odd habit lately of dating British men. It’s not a habit really it just seems that I keep meeting them and they can’t resist me (yeah right).

Anyways – apparently I am not the only one. Keira Knightley (from the UK herself) was asked during her shoot for IN STYLE which she preferred British men or American men. I personally love her answer:

"U.K. guys – well, the ones that I know – don't take as much stock in their appearance…Ask an American guy what his beauty regime is, and he'll tell you. Ask a Brit, and he'll say, 'Er … Guinness?' I like that."

Who Is This Guy???

Who Is this Chris Evans????

Chosen as both one of the “Fittest Men of Summer” by MEN’S HEALTH and one of PEOPLE’S Hottest Bachelors this guy seems to have stayed under my radar.


By the looks of this picture I need to investigate this man, I mean matter further.

Great New Tour Alert!!!!

New Cutie Pie Teddy Geiger, 17 is set to start off his promo tour for his debut album “Underage Thinking”. Some of you might remember this teenage sexpot from his role on the short lived CBS show “Monkey Love”, on which he played – wait for it – a young up in coming signer songwriter.

To be honest this young man gives me Mrs. Robinson thoughts and even naughtier dreams. His deep voice is hypnotic and can turn any women to mush.
Check our these pics from his promotional tour and for more info click his webpage…

http://www.teddygeigermusic.com/

And yes ladies that is a piano he is playing below....That's so fucking HOT!!!Damn my old dirty mind!

Creepy Odd Couple Alert!!!

Ok So I found this personally disturbing when I read it over the weekend. As it turns out James Woods’ girlfriend from the opening episode of ENTOURAGE is his real girlfriend.

More odd than the couple itself is James's quote at the bottom:

You Dirty Dog You!!! I hope you've got your VIAGRA!!!

Sprinkles: Chuck Full O’ Vitamins…

Rooney Get’s Primal….


Though It doesn't seem to be helping them out ALL that much as they skirt by into first place in thier World Cup Group.

Seal and Klum Expecting Third Child: What are you Surprised???

D Listed

Scissor Sisters Play for Elton John…
A whole-lotta gay fun!

Perez

Michelle Rodriguez a Home Wrecking Bitch: BIG SHOCKER
Steals Kylie Minogue’s man (yes the one recovering from cancer)….that’s cold bitch, that’s cold.

Perez

God Damn it’s Hot in Here – Or At Least I Feel a Warming Sensation ….

Pharrell heats things up this summer as a new spokes model for Louis Vuitton. A hot man and designer leather bags…I’m going to have good dreams tonight baby.

Perez

PDA Foul! – Assault with a Creepy Tongue!

Ok so as a follow up to yesterday’s article here are pics I found today of Jenny McCarty and Jim Carey in what looks like a game of tonsil hockey.

HOWEVER – I have to call this one out – WHAT IS WITH HIS TONGUE????

If you look closely at the way he has his tongue it appears as though he is using it on another area other than the mouth – WHICH might I add I have no problem with, but I wouldn’t want to see that in public either…..

DListed

New Fandango Commercial !

Ok so I was at the movies this weekend my gal Lee Ann and we couldn't help but laugh our asses off at this great new FANDANGO ad.

I warn you it's a little weird. Ok a lot freakin weird!

GREAT ALBUM ALERT!!!!!

I know it’s not a new album but if you have yet to pick up Pink’s latest LP “I’m Not Dead” you should defiantly check it out.
Below are some of the words from MY FAVORITE SONG on it “The One That Got Away”. It is such a poignant tale of love you wished you could keep forever:

I stood by the exit door of the hotel café, he was playing with his band
I've always been a sucker had a weakness for a boy with a guitar and a drink in his hand

His words were like heaven in my hurricane, my knees buckled under I thought everyone was watching me.

Watching you save my life with the song.
You were mine, in the back of my mind
Oh just for one night, just for a while

There's always one that gets away
The one that sneaks up on you that slips away…

Oh but my man you're someone else’s man and that aint the man that I want.
But you keep drawing me in with those big brown lion eyes

You'll always be mine
In the back of my mind
Oh we had a night
Just a little wine

There's always one that gets away
The one that sneaks up on you that slips away
In a closed off corner of my heart yes
I'll always see your face
The one that got away

Oh I'm not a victim of clichés
I don't believe in soul mates
Happy endings only one

Oh and I met you and all that changed
I had a taste and you're still sitting on the tip of my tongue

You were mine
Somewhere in time
I'll look for you first
In my next life

Jenny McCarty and Jim Carey Caught!

How adorable are these two? For weeks they have been dodging rumors that they are indeed a couple but these pictures prove otherwise.

I can only imagine that with these two hilarious personalities – they are certainly never bored.

And if you didn’t check out Jenny in “Crazy Love”, I suggest you rent it as soon as possible! There is a great scene with Jenny flashing her famous breast that had me crying with laughter.

Saving Face.com

USA Ties Italy!!! 1- 1

I’m not sure if I was the only one watching the US game on Saturday vs. Italy but if you happened to still be sleeping at 11am you missed one hell of a game. Between the three red cards – numerous yellow card and a few controversial calls on the refs part it was defiantly a high point of the cup so far.

The US had to bring their game if they wanted to keep hope alive. Their performance did more than just give fans hope. If the US can step on Thursday against Ghana (a team that played exceptionally well against the Czech) perhaps we will surprise the world to prove that we earned our ranking as a top team.
We shall see….

For stats on the USA team check out

USA Stats – Sports Illustrated.com

Taylor Hicks Shows His Hip Hop Skills

Taylor Hicks surprised everyone at a Alabama concert Saturday night when he preformed Snoop Dog’s “Gin and Juice” onstage with the man himself.
Check out the video here!

Video – Gin & Juice – Taylor & Snoop

Party Cruise Baby!! New Pics!

Ok so I finally seem to have the time now to share the excitement I had a few weeks ago when I went on a bachelorette party cruise for my good friend Vicki.

I could tell you of our crazy drunken antics, people getting dirty on the Lido deck or the Euro-trash model I made out with then immediately hid from (he was freaking gorgeous but freakin DUMB!). However I feel that a picture is worth a thousand words – SO ENJOY.

But wait there's more......

The View Gets Out Of Hand

Where is Meredith when we need her to slap her crew into shape???

THE VIEW seems to be headed on a rollercoaster to hell at jet speed!

This morning there was explosion of epic proportions when Comedienne Sandra Bernhard appeared on the show and, amidst a discussion about Laura Bush, characterized the First Lady, with her typical acidity as "heavily medicated." Co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck, a vocally ardent Republican (we still have those?) took acute exception and tried to defend Mrs. Bush's work on childhood education, whereupon Bernhard called Hasselbeck "honey" – and then the sparks really flew.

Click here to witness the beauty that is a great cat fight!

TMZ

Duff to Remain a Virgin until Marriage: Where Have I Heard That Before???

This girl makes it entirely too easy to hate her!
Taking a cue pop diva turned redneck housewife Brittney Spears, Hillary Duff had his to say in this month’s Elle magazine article:

"It's harder having a boyfriend who's older because people just assume…But (virginity) is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn't mean I haven't thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in."

Sweetheart though your innocent delusions may seem cute to others I just want to smack some sense into you.

My fabulous gay friend Will put it best when he dared to ask, “How can anyone go through life without dick? Nothing is better than a nice big dick”

Too true Will, too true….

Pop Sugar

Victoria Beckham is Just Asking for It

I mean really! If you were to look back (which is exactly what I did) you can see the extreme transformation of both Posh and Becks (although let’s not kid ourselves Becks could have dead cat on his head and we would still want to mount up).

Victoria however now resembles leather face. She is over tanned, too thin and seems to have been dragged by her lips down Union Square. Yet, what tops off her odd new look are the plastic nipples attached to her clearly enhanced bosom. Does she think she is fooling people with those?????

Careful Germany if the weather turns chilly she’ll be armed and dangerous!

View The Transformation! It's frightening

Sprinkles – “Taste Like Burning”…

Ok for you lazy stoners, the new IPod toilet paper dispenser.
Go Ahead dance on the John, just make sure no one is watching.

Reuters

Rufus does Judy…and does her HARD!!!!
The talented singer kills at Carnegie Hall….

Pink Is the New Blog

Top Ten Eighties Movie Girlfriends…Oh It’s like Discovering Yourself All over Again

Cracked

World Cup Round Up: England’s Head Still Stuck up Their Bloody Arse!

"You have not seen the best of us," insists Beckham "We have put ourselves in a good position and hopefully we will qualify as leaders. But better is yet to come."

Well I should hope so. But If you need a little extra work out to prepare you give me a call :)

Guardian