A Hoff Start To A Hung Over Morning....

So i get into my office this morning a bit hug over from another of my late Tuesdays with Jaymee and I see an email from my crazy girl in San Fran - Katie 0 that in all honestly MADE MY DAY! ENJOY.....

My Own Work...I Do Work Ya Know...

A music video I PRODUCED a bit ago is up on VIDEOSTATIC.com - but what I love more than seeing my own work is seeing my own work on the same page as Butch Walker's New Video!!! I love it, I love it, I love it!

Check It Out!!!!!


View the article then check out the Video - IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES!

On Vacation With Ronaldo...YUMMMMM

With the World Cup ending only a short time ago I have to admit I miss my excuse to stare at gorgeous male specimens sweat it out playing the world's best game….

For those of you who feel the same way please view perhaps one of my favorite examples Cristiano Ronaldo - on vacation with his family below.

Why is it you never have a tub a cool whip when you need one???

What the Fuck???

Remind me not to borrow socks from these dudes anytime soon…



Apparently Virgin Records thought it would be a good idea to give the first 50 guys who showed up wearing only a sock free tickets to some crappy concert – what they didn’t do was specify age, weight, hotness factor etc…..

The only thing I’ve seen dangling from a man’s package I’ve actually enjoyed was my old cowboy hat – but that’s another story for another time.

For Your Listening Pleasure....

If you don’t happen to have the following two albums it is my advice that you stop whatever it is you are doing right now and go buy them!!!

Dashboard Confessional – Dusk and Summer

- I had always really enjoyed this group but it wasn’t until my gal Lee put in their newest album. This album - #2 in the country AND WORTH EVERY PENNY!

Dashboard Confessional’s MySpace Page

The Rise and Fall of Butch Walker and The Let’s Go out Tonight’s

- I have been a fan of Butch Walker for years and this newest album is sure to wear thin in my stereo from how often I play it. Trust me you will not be sorry - FAV SONG: HOT GIRLS IN GOOD MOODS!!

Butch Walker’s MySpace Page

Cute Couple Alert

I myself am partial to a man who can make me laugh; it seems now according to sources that Kirsten Dunst feels the same way about SNL star Andy Samberg. Some say they have been seeing each other for a few months now, having met in NYC while she was filming SPIDERMAN 3.



I have a new respect for you Drunkst I really do…

And Andy if it doesn’t work out I’m single :)

Drop The Towel Stephen!!! Please I'm Begging You!

I had actually forgotten just how hot Stephen Dorff actually is! Lucky for us COSMO UK was king enough to remind us, using his SWEET ASS as their naked babe’o the month!



Even with the blonde hair (which usually does nothing for me) I could just eat this sweetheart up from head to toe!

Justin Rocks Out With His Cock Out...

Well at least it looks like he rocked out...

Though I was very upset at first at Justin for premiering his new album SEXYBACK in the UK, after hearing a few songs form the new album and seeing these photos from his club tour in London it looks like I might have to suck it up and catch him live when he gets back to the states.

Check it out…..

If you need a place for all that sexy you plan to bring back just let me know...

Is it me or are his perfomances starting to resemble a young ELTON JOHN???

2006 ESPY'S

So the ESPY awards were filmed here in LA last night (to air this SUN on ESPN). With cutie Lance Armstrong hosting – Yum

And the winner is….
HOOK'EM HORNS!
BEST GAME OF THE YEAR!!
UT vs. USC

(Is it me or do their suits match??)

My boy Vince Young also brought home Best Champion Performance - Way to Represent!

And whether you believe it or not guess who played the after party….MARK MCGRATH!!!
Apparently the EXTRA host still thinks that he is cool enough the get on stage and bore us with the same fucking song that we were sick of ten years ago…

Sprinkles: Back In Action Baby!!

Ok, so first of all I have to apologize for my total lack of blogs yesterday! I AM SUCH A SHIT!

Lets just say I had quite a night on Tuesday that left me working all day Wednesday on ABSOLUTELY NO SLEEP!

Anyways now that I’m up and running again let’s start off with some sweet stuff….

Beyonce’s Celebrity Diet…CEREAL????

Got Milk???

Kevin Get’s Paid To Show Up…Can’t we pay him to leave?

No Really I’ve got $20 if he’ll just go ..now

Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey running shirtless…ON VIDEO! (I’m sweating just thinking about it)

No I’m not joking – it’s hot!!!

Malcolm In The Middle – Of a playboy sandwich….

Damn Racoons!

My friend from back home sent me this hysterical video clip!

As of this moment I will give a sweet prize to the 1st person to show up at my door in a racoon costume holding a rubber chicken!




ANY FURRIES HERE???? That's hot!

It’s Official: Congratulations to Victoria and Eric Aguilar!

I had the pleasure of being invited to the fabulous wedding of my good friends Vicki and Eric on Saturday and I had a blast!!! The reception was amazing at the Nixon Library Not even the heat (damn was it hot!!!) kept the party from hopping! I love you both and couldn’t be happier that I was able to be apart of your day!

Gwen’s Baby Style…Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!

In Life there are two things which never fail to bring us great style, Gwen and Gucci!

Pirates Plunder All Box Office Records – Real and Fictional….

Screw Superman, screw Spiderman and even screw Entourage’s “Aquaman” this weekend it was Pirates who took down the box office in a whirlwind record-breaking show!

Claiming the record of top weekend gross - $132 Million!!
Record of Opening Day Gross - $55.5 Million!



Way to stick it to the crappy comic book character genre! I’m about as sick of seeing good looking men ruined by stretchy pants as I am of seeing Britney Spears pretending her career isn’t over!

Italian Hotties In World Cup Win!!!

Although I was sad to see the World Cup end (it’s the only good soccer we get to see in the U.S.) I was happy to see my favorite team take the prize. By “favorite” I only mean fav to look at (Go England – you’ll get another chance in 4 years). Let’s reflect on the winning team one last time…..

God I love this sport!

Flashdance And Birth Control....

I love Flashdance!!!!!

My girls and I were at the local grocery store picking up from the pharmacy when we spotted this bear. In case you cant hear - it sings "WHAT A FEELING"! Of course we just had to do the dance from the video!

Emmy Nominations Are In!

So the nominations are out for the 58th Primetime Emmy Award! I was so pumped that my girl Kathy Griffin recieved a nod for her "D-List" (kick some ass you red headed slut), and God knows with everything going on in her life right now she needs it!
I only have one thing to say Academy; WHAT ABOUT KATHERINE HEIGL??? have you seen the season finale of GREY'S ANATOMY??? I dont know a single person (ok girl or gay man) who didn't lose thier shit crying like they had just been dumped by the love of thier life when she wouldn't leave Denny's bed! Fuck you guys THAT WAS MONEY!!! See, now I am getting upset just thinking about it. Hold on I need a tissue........

To Remind You Bitches Who Didn't Vote For Her Watch It Again And I Dare You Not To Cry!!!


I Still Love You Katherine!

Shannon Replaces Star: If Only It Were For Good!

After the large explosion last week on THE VIEW, the show was left without its number one bitch. The line up however for the upcoming replacements proves that Barbara knows no show can go without a STAR….

Former BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 star SHANNEN DOHERTY will fill-in as a co-host
on US talk show THE VIEW later this month (JUL06). The actress joins a growing
list of guest co-hosts sitting in after the abrupt departure of STAR JONES REYNOLDS last week (27JUN06), after her contract
was not renewed. Doherty's new reality show BREAKING UP WITH SHANNEN DOHERTY,
premieres on the US Oxygen network next month (AUG06). She will join forces with
people in relationship peril who want to get out of bad relationships, but can't
seem to do it on their own. Doherty will guest co-host The View on 31 July and 1
August (06). Also scheduled to sit in as co-hosts are AMERICAN IDOL runner-up KATHARINE MCPHEE, DANCING WITH THE
STARS winner KELLY MONACO and judge CARRIE ANN INABA. A permanent replacement
for Jones Reynolds is expected to be named in the autumn (06).

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Happy Forth Bitches!!!

I had a kick ass forth of July weekend! Here’s the breakdown –


Friday Night: drunk in the pool eating a chipwhich (fucking fabulous)!


Saturday AM: hung over watching both my favorite teams England and Brazil get booted from the World Cup (FYI Beckham was a pussy and Rooney’s red card was out of line. How was he supposed to know there were balls under his foot???)


Saturday Afternoon - Night: My girls and I got wasted in Newport Beach. Katie dumped her entire large beer on me which later caused an odd mishap involving Chinese fire drill and my ass in a T STRING running down the street chasing my bitch friends! (Accident my ass Katie Hoe! You will pay!) The night ended passing out on the couch while watching the fabulous SAY ANYTHING!

Sunday: BBQ time baby. At least I think there was a BBQ…I think I had too much sangria, dirty punch and beer. (Was it bad to put all that in one cup?) We had a blast long into the evening. It was a great end to a great weekend!

I should be posting pics soon…..if you're lucky!