Sprinkles:The Wit and Wisdom of CupCakes: August 2006

Vita Is So Fucking Hott!

Dita Von Teese performed this week at Suite Nightclub and from the looks of these pictures I have only one thing to say!

I do this every night in my ripped Devil PJ’s so I have decided to quit my day job and take to the stage! Except the martini glass will be a large crystal Cupcake filled with frosting!

THAT SEXY!!!

JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY KELLY IS AWESOME!

Kelly sung on stage with the boys from Metal Skool Monday Night here in Hollywood. All drunk in her sweater vest!
Gotta love her ballz!!!!

A Fall Down The Fugly Tree??

What the hell is the point of getting a ton of free clothes, money and a stylist when you are just going to walk around looking like an ASSHOLE????

For the love of God someone slap some sense into her!

I Forgive You Justin!

I know I had recently said that I was upset with Justin for starting his new tour in the UK (i was a jealous jealous bastard), but tonight I might have to forgive him. That’s right folks I have nabbed a seat at his Los Angeles Show @ The HOUSE OF BLUES!

My amazing new boss who frequents the VIP “Foundation Room” section of the venue invited me to join her and her pals upstairs to watch to show. I could not be more excited!

I know some people might think it’s cheesy to be this pumped for a Justin Timberlake show but those people can KISS MY ASS cause the man’s got stage presence coming out his pores!

Anyways I will tell you all about it later dolls! Have a great weekend and if don’t yet have plan check out the link below for great ideas!

DEFAMER TO DO LIST

Beckham Gets Bent Over!

I dont care if he's not the world's greatest player - but HE IS WORLD'S HOTTEST!! (well in that greek god sort of way)

So Fuck You for taking that away of the viewing audience!!! What are we supposed to do now? LOOK AT ROONEY????

I will admit that Beckham has had his ups and downs. But I was saddened today when I heard that England has left David Beckham off the squad for next week’s exhibition game. Luckily the hotter than thought possible Beckham sounded lighthearted when he had this to say:

“I’m proud to have played for England for 10 years and my passion for
representing my country remains as strong as ever.
“I’d like to wish the
best of luck to John Terry and will offer him my complete support in the
future.”

If you need a shoulder to cry on just let me know.....

OK GO - Fun on a treadmill!

Try this out next time your at the gym. That will really show little miss “I run 10 miles without breaking a sweat” on the machine next to you

Paramount Has No Friends

First of all I have to say that this film is shit! It’s too soon for most of the people in this country to deal with and I can’t stand the way Hollywood has decided to take advantage!

That being said, at least the dumb-asses at Paramount can’t promote worth shit. Take the myspace page recently set up on the film to be released next week. Not only has in managed to round up a pathetic 53 friends (my friends cougar mom has more than that), but with only two comments I think it’s safe to say the execs at Paramount need to hire their 12 year old daughter to help them out. (She probably already has her own page anyways as a 22 year old busty blond with a leather fetish)

Defamer

Mel-Gate The Insanity Continues…..

With every news outlet on 24hour Mel Gibson watch after his drunken driving arrest this past weekend I found this car parked on Highland and Wilshire to be hilarious!

Way to go man, I’m sure Tom Cruise appreciates the break from being the media’s punching bag…

I'm Back!!!!

Ok, so I’m finally back from the best vacation ever! My family rented a house on the beach in North Carolina and enjoyed a week of sun, fun and booze!