Happy Forth Bitches!!!

I had a kick ass forth of July weekend! Here’s the breakdown –


Friday Night: drunk in the pool eating a chipwhich (fucking fabulous)!


Saturday AM: hung over watching both my favorite teams England and Brazil get booted from the World Cup (FYI Beckham was a pussy and Rooney’s red card was out of line. How was he supposed to know there were balls under his foot???)


Saturday Afternoon - Night: My girls and I got wasted in Newport Beach. Katie dumped her entire large beer on me which later caused an odd mishap involving Chinese fire drill and my ass in a T STRING running down the street chasing my bitch friends! (Accident my ass Katie Hoe! You will pay!) The night ended passing out on the couch while watching the fabulous SAY ANYTHING!

Sunday: BBQ time baby. At least I think there was a BBQ…I think I had too much sangria, dirty punch and beer. (Was it bad to put all that in one cup?) We had a blast long into the evening. It was a great end to a great weekend!

I should be posting pics soon…..if you're lucky!