The Man of Steel Premiere’s World Wide!

The long awaited “Superman Returns” hit theatres last night as all of Hollywood (or at least the ones studio invited-see #3) flocked to the star studded event.

A Few Questions…

1. If It’s Superman Returns, then were did he go? Was he at the Mall getting a new stretchy suit? Perhaps Checking out Forever 21’s new Men’s line???

2. What exactly what happened to Dean Cain? Did he gain all the weight Teri Hatcher lost? (See pic below) Maybe he should try her routine of Strip Aerobics and enemas.

3. Finally, why are there no ACTUAL movie stars there? Come on – any party where Cuba Gooding and Chris Katan are invited and the director brings his own father doesn’t seem too hip to me. I actually don’t feel bad that I was sitting at home doing my nails.

So when I saw that the shorty James Marsden was in attendance - proud inventor of the WORST pick up line I have been ever been unlucky enough to recieve- If YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW THE STORY, I really knew the party was a bust...