“So You’re Saying There’s A Chance??”

Justin Timberlake reportedly dumps Cameron Diaz to sow his wild oats on his upcoming tour!

This news has me tingling with glee (sorry Cameron), so I decided that since he is looking – I should apply for the position.

APPLICATION – OFFICAL OAT SOWER FOR JUSTIN TMBERLAKE
Name: Cupcakes

Age: 22

Occupation: Well most recently - Shitty Gossip Blog Writer/Go Go Dancer/ Spokes model/ Door Person at shitty clubs/Bicycle Advertisement Driver/ Dog Walker

Dear Justin:
Please consider this my formal application for the available oat sower position. I feel that my five years of experience as well as my extensive knowledge make me an excellent candidate.

I am no stranger to long hours and hard work. I work well under pressure and am very skilled at managing my time so I may see to every detail. I have the ability to juggle multiple tasks at once and believe that if something is worth doing it should be done right. I am a team player and believe that my light personality and genuine are my best two qualities.

Thank you for your time in reading my application, please contact me in you feel that I am right for the position.

Cupcakes :)

(Actual excerpts from old resume cover letter – he he)