Screech: Saved by The Shirt???

Last week news came out about Saved By The Bell Star Lisa Turtle (aka Lark Voorhies) rumored cocaine addiction. Now this week another much loved Bell star is in the news. Don’t worry Jesse Spano isn’t in another shitty stripper (sorry “topless dancer”) film, it’s our dear friend Screech.

Dustin Diamond appeared as a guest on the Howard Stern show this morning and it seems he is in a bit of a pickle (no I am not referring to his rumored 10 inch member).The legend of Screech's endowment [CityRag]

According to his site http://www.getdshirts.com/: (it also appears he cannot spell)…

“I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home.

During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property vaule went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortage would take some time. I recived a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay $250,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled.”

T-shirts with the words "I paid $15 to save Screeech's house" are available to help save our favorite geek from a homeless life of even more shame than he already must endure.
"For $5 more, Diamond will autograph the shirt for you, and while it doesn't say so on the site, we have it on good authority that any donation of $100 and above gets a Polaroid of him violating Mark Paul Gosselaar's headshot with his giant member."

Defamer.com article

GetDshirts.com