Blurps of the Day:Paris Sing's & Pitt Has Tons of Cock

Due to the fact I am glued to office television watching the Germany / Croatia World Cup Match I will just give you a few quick interesting facts of the day.

* Well it looks as though Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt didn’t properly think their new child’s name through as it seems that "Shiloh Pitt" in Swedish translates as "two pounds of cock". That's enough to make any dad proud of his daughter.

*Paris the performer
She shops, she shags, she sings!

After many years of threatening us with a
music career, Paris Hilton's first song has
leaked on the internet. Six things about it:

1. It's basically a rip off of UB40s
Kingston Town.
2. We still have no idea of what Paris' voice
is like as it has the most treated vocals since
Patsy Kensit sang I'm Not Scared.
3. It's called Stars Are Blind.
4. Paris's family nickname is Star.
5. The record was produced by Fernando Garabay,
best known for his work with Ashlee Simpson
and Enrique Iglesias.
6. It's not that bad.

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