PEOPLE Magazine’s Hottest Bachelors

People Magazine, once again feeling the need to degrade us normal folks, has picked this years hottest bachelors.

Never have I wished so badly that I was in a cheesy 80’s movie where the man on the page came to life and feel head over heels for me (you can tell it’s been a while can’t you?).

Andrew McCarthy aside, here’s this year’s 14 tasty choices! (Except for Seacreast – I don’t even think the gays want him)

Matthew, always a favorite of my Texas heart (and other parts) leads the pack.

Now I have never heard of PGA star rookie Camilo Villegas, but with a face like this it definitely needs further investigating….

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